Custom Lana Kane GI Joe Action Figure is Awesome Too

 The Lana GI Joe based action figure, created by drbindy on JoeCustoms.com, is even better than the Sterling Archer Figure.  Mostly because, as I said before, Archer's "action" figure would have to have his tactileneck.  Lana's figure would make playing Archer even more fun, because you can find a Barbie dream house bed and reenact the Keep Going I Can Do Both scene.

Archer Skytanic Tiny Room Gif

-Baby I really need you to trust. me. OK? Is the cabin small? Yes.
-And yet surprising amount of storage.
- And i will hardly be in here OK?  Because I've got a terrorist to find, and I doubt he's hiding under...
Archer - ...what's basically a twin bed. Since it's all drawers under here, because look how tiny this room is.

Archer and Lana Pudding Sex Gif

Lana's knock-off Fiacci underwear got a little bit of chocolate pudding on it.

Archer Keep Going I Can Do Both Gif

Possibly the best line from the show: Archer in bed with Lana and his mother Mallory calls.  Lana pauses the interracial porn but Archer says "keep going, I can do both."

Archer Is a Pig's Ass Porg Gif

Ray to Lana: Is a pig's ass pork?

Lana Machine Gun Lingerie Gif

Lana rocking the machine gun in her knock-off Fiacci lingerie.

Archer Lacrosse Grenade Gif

Archer shows us that Lacrosse can be one of the best skills in a secret agent's repertoire, provided you're holding a net when a grenade is thrown at you.

Archer Irish Wipe Tear Away With Potato Gif

If you wipe your tears away with a potato, YOU MIGHT BE IRISH.

Archer Fuck You Space Gif

In space, no one can hear you not play catch with yourself. Fuck you, space.

Archer Just The Tip Gif

Just The Tip.

Archer Chugging Jaeger Gif

Archer might be the greatest bro of all time.  Lacrosse? check.  irrationally violent? check. Possibly gay? check. Chugs Jaeger? check.

I'm Sorry, Your Authority Is Not Recognised In Fort Kickass - Archer Gif

The greatest response to any demand, request, command or polite suggestion:

I'm sorry your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

Archer Gif - Honeypot - I Don't Know, Can You?

Archer gif of the greatest spy technique ever, the Honeypot.  Can I help you?

I don't know, can you?

Archer Gif - Lana Kane I Am Literally Wet With Jealousy

Lana Kane Gif - I am literally wet with jealousy.

Archer Deal With It Gif

Archer putting on sunglasses deal with it gif.  The greatest deal with it gif ever.

Archer Bikini Babes Gif

Gif of Archer peeping some bikini-clad babes.

Archer Orgasm Gif

Having an Orgasm Gif.  Do with this what you will.